Okay, before we start, let me make one thing clear. I love weirdos. Oddballs. Folks with singular interests, unusual perspectives, and chaotic vibes. If I call you a weirdo, just know that I say it with deep love and affection.
So when I came across a viral tweet from @emonormie talking about how you always meet the absolute weirdest people on Facebook Marketplace, I was like, yes, 100%, this is true and I love it. So I had to dive into the thread.
Well, let’s just say that they are not wrong, and Facebook Marketplace will truly expand your world. Here we go:
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This person who just gave their cat away??? I don’t understand it but I’m glad the cat found someone who appreciates them.
2.
This person who was ready to get rid of stuff by any means necessary:
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This person who only had six hours of chit chat on their schedule:
5.
I just want to hug both people in this story (and the plant). These are my people:
10.
This couple that apparently likes both drinking and spilling tea:
11.
This person who miiiiiiight wanna get their eyes checked:
12.
And this person who really just made themselves at home:
14.
This person, who much like Sonic the Hedgehog, gotta go fast:
15.
This person who wears whatever they want, weather be damned:
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And this person whose social media presence is… unsettling:
Have you had a chaotic Facebook Marketplace experience? Please tell me all about it in the comments — I live for this stuff.
