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111 Comebacks And Burns That Will Make You Say, "Ooh, Tsss!"


We rounded up the wittiest comebacks that Twitter and Reddit had to offer — scroll for some absolutely blistering burns.

3.

This award-winning line:


Twitter: @MrJonCryer

4.

This generational burn:


Twitter: @GrantTanaka

8.

This animated response:


Twitter: @TheAccountOfSam

18.

This linguistic lash-out:


Twitter: @ArtyCurry

23.

This mother of all burns:


Twitter: @callapilla

30.

This simple *roast*:

31.

This potentially market-changing remark:


Twitter: @ennwhee

32.

This literal burn:

33.

This exchange that antagonizes an animal:

34.

This comment that brought the people together:

35.

This deliciously clever response:

36.

This decadent debate:

37.

This (un)fortunate response:

38.

This comeback, coming for your childhood:

39.

This epic exchange:

40.

This beautifully accented burn:

41.

This thread that totally applies logic:

42.

This relatable retort that is making you check your phone right now:

43.

This response, in the name of defending animal mascots:

44.

This crush-ing comeback:

45.

This multilayered response:

46.

This response that is just good math:

47.

This comeback that is Sheer(an) genius:

48.

This thread, with a scrumptious spellcheck:

49.

This burn of many sizes:

50.

This response by a user now taking personal requests:

61.

This *sick* burn:


Twitter: @axzrule

80.

This response for the win:


Twitter: @pizzahutuk

84.

This response that shouldn’t need to be said:


Twitter: @I_AM_WILDCAT

94.

This honest comeback:


Twitter: @chaselyons

99.

This cringeworthy comeback:


Twitter: @difficultdean

101.

This thread with artistic flair:

106.

This response that points to a historic problem:


Universal Pictures

109.

This delicious McComeback:


Twitter: @Ahhmandah

111.

This comeback that proves mothers do know best:


Twitter: @poisonaavi

This article contains content from Dave Stopera, Mike Spohr, Cates Holderness, Tessa Fahey, Daniella Emanuel, and Andy Golder. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.




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